Dude, Ask Abby is the greatest newspaper column ever.
Period.
wow the line is romeo, romeo, wherefore art thou romeo
not where
it means why
as in, why are you romeo, why are you part of that family my family doesn’t like and why do i like you so much
See there how she leans her cheek upon her hand?
Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!
the jews didn’t even ruin germany’s economy it was the treaty germany had to sign after ww1 what a fucking idiot
he claims to be a hippy YEAH OK
What the fuck DEVON PLEASE READ THIS
Give me this guy’s home address so I can kill him and the demon possessed parents who spawned him.
god be with anyone who gets this face in animal crossing
That was me. I got this face.
I’m sorry.
sometimes i get sad but then i remember that i was once published in the neopian times
Tali is a perfect human being.
Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.
Because I need this on my blog
Best thing.
Perfect
The amount of perfection in every facet of this video is almost abominable.
The sky is blue because light from the sun enters our atmosphere it collides with molecules in the air. The blue part of the light gets scattered more than the other parts during these collisions and thus makes the sky appear to our eyes as blue. If the light from the sun took a straight path down to our eyes with no scattering or absorption in the atmosphere, the sky would in fact look much as it does at night in the day time.
…I’m a nerd.
I don’t think the ability to copy-paste something from Yahoo Answers classifies you as a “nerd”, sorry.
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i hope someday there’s an opposite of my little pony
like a super-serious dark show that’s meant to appeal primarily to an adult, mostly male audience
but then somehow 6-year-old girls start watching it and love it and they form a huge girly childish fandom around it
that would be awesome
I find this incorrect, I personally have no fear of these foods.
The infidel is obviously not a real lesbian.
(Source: did-yuo-kno)